Harry is forced into saving Draco from spiders in the Forbidden Forest that watch too much Star Wars, Snape is in a safari suit stalking people, Kermit is Yoda, and Harry just knows everybody is on something.... Star WarsHarry Potter parodycross over
What's this? Dumbledore gets a new pet...name is...Fang the Second? Parody, but humor. Please review, first story! Oneshot.
The dashing Don L is come to Hogwarts to display his heroism and to free the rich and privileged from the oppressive grip of the poor and less well-bred. Who shall be his targets? Who is the object of his affections? And what is his real identity?
Harry's got a roaring little monster in his chest what famous creatures do we know that live inside people's chests? A short, probably oneshot parody, though probably on the serious side of funny. Rated M for gore, erring on the cautious side.
A story about Katie and her friend Alex in their third year at Hogwarts. Voldemort tries to take over and Dumbledore has alzheimers. Discontinued
CAPTAIN HEINEKEN SAYS, BRUSH YOUR TOENAILS!
Harry and Draco are living together, and some things they just don't agree on. In this particular story, it's nearly everything.
In which Harry Potter lets loose right in Voldemort's face gasp!, Ginny proves herself a sue, and poor Voldiedear can't get his spellcasting to go properly... again and again.
Me dirijo a ustedes para rogarles serenidad y calma en estos momentos de gran confusión. Enfrentaremos esta situación con esperanza y tolerancia y les prometo que la seguridad estará totalmente garantizadas para todos. Kofi Anan, presidente de la ONU
Harry is dead. Who does he meet in the afterworld? No one other than the dreaded potions master! [One Shot, Parody]
This is a crazy fic I wrote whilst drinking too much firewhisky. Read at your own risk. Completely random. Completely stupid.
Marcus suddenly becomes quite popular.
This is the story of five girls and their quest to write a Harry Potter FanFiction. Madness and hilarity ensues.
um, me and onlonceinforever Ashley were bored so we cowrote a story together, just what would happen if we took over classes at Hogwarts!
Songfic sorta OneShot possibly more. This is what happens when an insane person listens to Weird Al and eats too much sugar. Spoof of Weird Al's Albuquerque. Kplus to be safe.
A short speculative fic on exactly what it's like inside Azkaban... and what Dementors do on their tea breaks. They probably like custard creams.Rated T for minor language.
Apres avoir fait sa crise d'adolescence dans le Tome 5, Harry prend conscience qu'il est le sauveur de l'humanité, de la veuve et de l'orphelin. Mais malgré la défaite de Voldemort, cette nouvelle année à Poudlard risque d'être plus ardue que prévu
Finalmente Tonks vai realizar seu grande sonho. Mas antes de tudo Remus tem um pedido especial a fazer. // CRACK // HET // RemusxTonks // FICLET
An adaptation from the song Scotty Doesn't Know from Eurotrip.HPHG, SSHG. Rated M just to be safe.
Voldemorts große Liebe will von ihm nichts wissen und deshalb beauftragt er Severus einen Liebestrank zu brauen. Ob Voldemort seinen Willen bekommt und sich seine große Liebe in ihn verliebt, müsst ihr zuselbst herausfinden.
Basically Ron sticks erasers up his nose, dumbldore is like a pimp and Professor Sprout grows pot and i suck att summeies please reads and review.
Sin mas que hacer, el director de Harry Potter decide abandonar la pelicula, a Harry se le ocurre hacer un concurso para elegir un director...pero sale una fan Slash y sus amigas xD
This is just a random thought I had. Harry is wearing a dress, Ron is getting married, and Grabbe is....intelligent? woah! please read and review.
When our favourite HP characters get stuck on top of the Astronomy tower, only madness can ensue! RHr HG NLLL
Right after I'd finished reading the 6th book I got this idea. LMAO I'd laugh so hard if this really happened!
A peek into Hedwig's secret diary reveals she is not as happy as she might appear
Mein erstes Drabbel und ich finde es schrecklich, aber ich will es endlich loswerden
Achtung! Durchgekanlltes Crossover zwischen der TVSerie die Nanny und dem HarryPotterUniversum. Mit Severus Snape als Mister Sheffield, Remus Lupin als Nanny Fine und Lucius Malfoy als C. C. Babcock noch Fragen?
Uber sexy songfic parody to the tune of 'Paint it Black' by the Rolling Stones. sssb SLASH! Review review review!
After Hermione leaves him, Ron learns that life goes on and that love is all you need. [Ron.Squid] No, really. READ IT. It's a parody!