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A brand new musical from the idiot who brought you the first one, but this one includes thongs, dentists, and Voldemort rapping.
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Eine äußerst freudige Festlichkeit steht im Hause Black an. Die Hausherrin Sirius´Mutter feiert Geburtstag.
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Yet another American transfer student is shocked when her advances are not welcomed by her poor stalkee, Harry Potter. I'm just having some fun with lampooning Mary-Sues...again. ETA: Abandoned long ago, sorry.
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Severus is sick of the taunts about his greasy hair and big nose. Here's his explanation. Rated T for a teensy bit of language.
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Rita Skeeter, special correspondent, has uncovered some scandals rocking Hogwarts. Time traveling, affairs with teachers...read her exclusive story!
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[OneShot]Eine äußerst freudige Festlichkeit steht im Hause Black an. Die Hausherrin Sirius´Mutter feiert Geburtstag.
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What will Harry ever do? Mary Sue has come and everybody is going physco! Malfoy and the Squid... Hermione in short shorts? multiple pairings, parody, rated T for the humor. COMPLETE!
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Lisez le titre! C'est un Rogue un peu sadique mais ça reflette sa personnalité
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When Ron and Hermione look for someplace to share a private moment, they never expected to find it occupied.
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Here at Witch Weekly, we always get the scoop about what your favorite Hogwarts students and staff are up to. You won't want to miss this!
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It's Lucius' Diary, discovered by a very bored Draco, not funny yet, rated to be safe later on!
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What is Hagrid growing behind his hut? What is that cloud of smoke emerging from the Gryffindors common room. What are you doing? Read This!
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What happens when the characters of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series experience the insanely wacky plot of Kevin Smith's movie Dogma? A mustread for fans of both geniuses!
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One shot What happens when Malfoy accepts a bet that he shouldn't have? Well, this is what happens in my world.
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What if what Harry was told about his parent's death was totally off? Hagrid tells him the truth. This story is very random but not as bad as my other ones. Seriously, give it a chance! it's not that bad...
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Novel authored by A.C.H. Smith, novel text transcribed by Stephanie Massick.And taken over and made to fit the Harry Potter universe By Amber Lea.This is made for anyone fans of both the Labyrinth world and the Harry Potter world. I do not own anything is
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Harry finds a rather...questionable...use for his mental connection to the Dark Lord.
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Four girls get to know each other better by sharing a magic robe over the summer.
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Filkparody to tune of old song about Hagrid
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A story of romance and mystery, drama and horror, Angst, spirituality, and some purple Speedo's... But beware the leprachauns, for they do not yet exsist in this story, and not even I have any idea what they shall do...
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Seltsamte Vorfälle, Haarsträubende Abenteuer. Remus hat Spaß. Severus eher nicht. Ob es allerdings Lupins Zimmerlinde gut tut? Hoffen wir das Beste. Komplett
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A crazy story about a crazy love. Weird story, actually. Be ready to laugh. One-shot. Written during a hurricane. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Enjoy! DGHp triangle thing...
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Draco Malfoy has a tube of special hair gel. And, according to Pansy, he also has her pink hair clip....Quick fic meant to be funny and make fun of Malfoy.
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Song fic. This is a parody of the song Lola by The Kinks. It explores the true nature of the song...our favorite transvestite! Don't like, don't read! Please R&R!
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Harry is heartlessly flung from one universe to another, encountering the worst cliché’s in fanfiction along the way. Mary Sue’s, Draco in leather, predictably unlikely relationships and Voldemort lurk around every corner. Will he ever get home? Doubtful.
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Strange things are happening at Hogwarts. (Though, aren't they always) Hermione encounters them all, and a new political movement is started...
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Prequel du M.M. du canard. Qu'a donc pu faire Severus à Harry, pour qu'il veuille que ce dernier ne s'en souvienne pas. Petite slashouille sans conséquence. Chapitre trois REPOSTE AVEC LEMON by lemoncurd...
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Rated PG for language and alcahol. You know that little voice in your head? Not your consience, but the other one? What if Ron had one? Things could get interesting... RWHG Kinda fluffy in 6th chapter.
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Snape meets Sam I Am. A little crack!fic written for the Crossover challenge on crackifiedhp on LJ.com
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This is, in theory, Harry's 6th year. But you wouldn't notice nor care once you get a taste of the spoof that rocked some crazy fans' worlds, from LotR to PotC, writers contradicting one another, utter nonsense, yet a miraculously perfect ending.
