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Phorcys

  • Born to Drive

    Draco refuses to take driving lessons, Harry faces the consequences.

  • Phorcys Harry Potter Drabbles

    Collected in one place my Harry Potter drabbles.

  • As Good As It Gets

    Harry and Voldemort out on the final battle field are joined by an unexpected visitor. ParodyQuick comic brain fart.

  • The Kindly Ones

    On his return to school Harry is forced to discover some long hidden secrets about himself and his family. While Voldemort is building a new plan of destruction. HD. magical creatures.

  • St Harry and his Dragon

    Once upon a time, a certain Dragon asked for a bed time story.

  • Cat's Got Your Tongue?

    A story of peril, danger, man eating socks, vamps, and veela. Drabble. Inspired by hpvamp ljcommunity. I may have lied about the socks, and possible the veela as well, but not the vamps! Still a good read. H4D

  • Rock, Paper, Scissors

    There are questions in slash that always arise and beg to be answered. This is my humourous attack on slash bad, good, it doesn't matter.

  • Harry Hunting

    Harry is being chased by over-enthusiastic over-sexed and seriously suicidal Hogwarts students. They will do anything to get their man. Preferably tied to bed with handcuffs.Brand Spanking New Chapter.

  • Voldemort vs Crazy Frog

    Not a Songfic. In one corner an evil creature spawned by the very depths of hell. In the other Voldemort. Who will come out the victor? A short one shot.

  • Voldemort's Gulity Pleasure

    A very short one shot induced by me wondering what does Voldemort get upto when he finishes torturing muggles and gets back home to put his feet up in front of the fire.

  • But I Got High

    What is Hagrid growing behind his hut? What is that cloud of smoke emerging from the Gryffindors common room. What are you doing? Read This!