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When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
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Basically, what would happen if the cliches you find in fanfics somehow ended up in the sixth book. Not a good summary, but there you go.
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A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
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A psychopathic woman called Umbitch terrorizes Wizarding London.
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WIP - To take the Hogwarts students' minds off the rise of You-Know-Who, the teachers institute a singing contest. Who'll sing? Who'll win? RR to see! CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR IS F I N A L L Y UP! The Contest is OVER! See who wins(slash)
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Contains DHr. I don’t know why you are doing all this to me, but I do not appreciate it. Let’s get this straight before people actually get mixed up about who the hell I am. Draco's letter expressing his wrath to almost everything written about him.
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Shady's ear's bleedin, Dudley n D'angelo are happily bullyin Billy J and Joel M, Petunia's jealous of Harry, 50's whipping Hailie. Vernon lost his wig. Draco loves Eminem.
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Another parody, and with Mad-eye being a pirate, guests appearances from Captain Hook and Dr. Evil, and a succulent apple pie it's going to be a wild ride!
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Rolanda decides to play an April Fools' joke on Minerva, and of course Minerva wants revenge. ADMM
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Harry's a communist. Snape smoked(still smokes?) dope. Things get strange.
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A series of short, trivial vignettes featuring our ever pureblooded anti-hero Draco Malfoy and his secret boy toy sidekick, Harry Potter! Ratings will fluctuate as much as Potter's taste in boys.
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This is my rather twisted take on all the Snape forced marriage fics out there. ;)
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Rita Skeeter gets into a tight spot. The desperate measures she has to take to save her hide have strange consequences, however.
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Neville already has a date to the Yule Ball. What's a third year to do? HPxGW (Secondary RWxHG and NLxLB)
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Harry redraws his scar, Ginny is becoming a goat, and epiphany!Draco has joined the side of good, and fallen for his cohead, makeover!Hermione. Chaos ensues.
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Sort of a sequel to Drunken Confessions. Fred sings about how he lost Tiffany, who is still, by the way, kinda' drunk...
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Harry Potter is sent on a quest by God... He must find the Holy Grail. But, has he watched enough monty python movies to get past all the trials?
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Writer's block has momentarily left... Hope you enjoy!
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Hermione and Viktor have finally got it together but is everyone as satisfied as people might at first expect?rnrnI have been told by a friend who does this regularly to mention that I am a HDr - Hermione and Draco pairer. Expect to see some of this ;)
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.'My life has been stupid. I'm not very fond of it.' a short piece on Harry's ramblings about his life; friends, Voldemort, and a familiar quote from Forest Gump. Dedicated to Quillian.
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Alternate ending to book 5 and Harry isn't the big hero everyone thinks that he is! Read and find out how Harry really got his scar.
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Voldermort doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he accepts four new presents from his 'loyal' followers. Will he survive the experience?
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Diese geschichte ist nicht von mir sondern von meiner Schwester und der bekloppten freundin!rnFür Kinder die Harry und Co zum Vorbild haben ist diese geschichte nicht geeignet (jugendschutzgesetz)
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Vortsetzung zu: Severus und der Rock'n'Roll! Drehen wir den Spieß doch einfach mal um!
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Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.
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Hermione watched a wailing and incoherent Draco in his red boxers (with pink hearts) with interest. He looked pitiful, he looked upset, but mostly, he looked like the opposite of the sexy Slytherin Prince." Eventual DMHG.
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A quick oneshot concerning the lives of teenage guys... Harry and Ron play poker, play Halo, are perverts, and eat, just like the rest of their race. Enjoy! Written before HBP, so it's AU, not that it really matters.
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Los pensamientos de "Inner Hermione" sobre la vuelta a Hogwarts... Es mi 1º fic, reviews xfa!
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Severus kommt durch unschöne Umstände in die Muggelwelt...wo er zu allem Überfluss auch noch auf drei Verückte trifft. (Crossover)
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What the heck is going on at Hogwarts School of Wizardry? A sinister honking creature is threatening the students and only Harry, Ron, and Hermione can save the day! Again. Story takes place after Prisoner of Azkaban.
