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  • That Crazy Old Umbitch

    By Flooisthuma • Updated: 5 Apr 2005 • Published: 5 Apr 2005 • 2,712 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Dolores U. • Rating: M • Completed

    A psychopathic woman called Umbitch terrorizes Wizarding London.

  • A Story That Scares Even Deatheaters

    By Flooisthuma • Updated: 10 Mar 2005 • Published: 10 Mar 2005 • 1,218 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Draco M., Dolores U. • Rating: T • Completed

    What do you get when you're typing, eating icecream, staring at Tom Felton's picture and thinking about your old busdriver who acted way too much like Umbridge? You get this story! Hilarity guaranteed! Please RR!

  • A Side Effect of Cookie Craving

    By Flooisthuma • Updated: 17 Aug 2004 • Published: 17 Aug 2004 • 1,140 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: K • Completed

    So Draco is hungry. Hungry for cookies. He doesn't want to go to the kitchens with the frightened elves. But he does find some cookies and a person he certainly doesn't want to see. Hermione Granger. With him. And Cookies. [oneshot]