Written as an entry to our school's hp story comp. Stupidity ensues. Read if you do not value your sanity.
[one shot] To Harry and Co.: Welcome to the Tea Party of Lord Voldemort, but would rather be called Tom. Meet us on Saturday for a tea party with Umbridge, Peter, Bellatrix, and...me! A story that's filled with humor and pure idiocy.
Father Christmas stole Sirius's flying motorcycle, Lucius is a traveling salesman, Remus is a hobo, Lockhart works at Dunkin' Donuts, and McDonald's sucks. Hurray!
The pathetically obsessed Eliza Simpersnit takes drastic measures to get Percy's attention
A purported daughter of Voldemort attempts to involve Harry in her plot to overthrow the Dark Lord.
Crabbe and Goyle are stuck at Malfoy Mansion for the summer, what will be their entertainment? [songfic-one shot]
This is harry potter 3 muddled uppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp XD R&R
Harry and Ron must save the day, well Harry anyway. Once more the worlds in danger, and that is a task for no mere strangr. Enter Potter brave and tall, here to save us all. What is this at the end, a convo with me, harry and his friend.
Vous êtes vous déjà demandé ce qui se passerait si Harry devenait Alice et que tous les personnages de ce conte deviennent ceux de Harry Potter? Si ce n'est pas le cas, jetez un oeil a ce one-shot.
Oneshot-parodie de l'émission de France 3- Severus Rogue et Lucius malefoy ont reçu une nouvelle mission de leur maître...
If you loved Trogdor the Burninator! You'll love this spoof i did with the 1 death eater we all know and love! please review!
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry of Magic, and something odd is going on. Bondage is implied, but not written out. This started as an assignment for Creative Writing class, and it just kind of grew from there. What else...? Enjoy! Review!
Una colección de cortos artículos publicados en el Diario Profeta y enviados por varios miembros del mundo mágico. ( Traducción del fic de Padfoot, Prongs and Moony)
The aftereffects of sniffing sharpie markers. Harry has just about lost his mind...oneshot [hp.dm & hp.ss references] BEWARE! SHEER STUPIDITY AND MUSKRATS AHEAD!
Pourquoi Rémus apporte t'il des orange a Sirius a Azkaban ? Pourquoi ne le croitil pas ? Mais surtout... POURQUOI SIRIUS ESTIL AUSSI CON ?
Ron is dead for no apparent reason. Harry and Hermione can't contain themselves at the funeral and snog on poor Ron's grave. But what happens when Ron returns from the dead to set things right?
No se te a ocurrido?.. que cosas pasan por lacabecita de Choncha.. digo.. Cho Chang.. y sub experiencia en su famoso "Diario"...XDD
What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash
One-shot! Slash en POV! Quand Harry fut obligé de retourner sur le lieux où il se fit durement humilié, il était loin de se douter que son bourreau deviendrait l'homme de ses rêves…! Attention! Total humour bourrin et OOC HP. Fanfic inpirée de Damned.
The teachers have gone a bit mad. How? Well you have to read to find out, so that the surprise isn't spoilt. Clue: it's a songfic! Rating only because I'm not sure about further chapters. (I've changed the title, because it's no longer a one-shot. However
Komedia z cyklu "Kwiaty Hogwartu". Można czytać osobno. Uwaga, jedzenie przy lekturze grozi wypadkiem.
When a defective potion is given to the Gryffindors they start to change. There's Harry with his ever-changing hair and Lavender's snogging affair. Now that the Slytherins have also taken it, will love bloom as Malfoy finally reveals the truth? DMHG
Harry Potter takes over Hogwarts. It's fun, but maybe a little AU.
No plot. Funnier than a gerbil begging for mercy. Nothing but randomness, some cursing, and maybe some smut. Only if I feel smutty that day. Read. Pwease?
désolé, nous nous sommes trompez de version. La bonne version est plus haut.
SEVERITUS PARODY Harry gets some shocking news on his 16th birthday. His whole world is turned around, how will his friends react, how will he cope, and what's Draco malfoy go to do with anything? Post OOTP
This will be GinnyTom eventually. but for now it Ginny and just about everyone. oh and it's smutty and slashy, so if you dont like dont read...
Nuff said.
A few snowflakes fell softly on the other side of the window Hermione Granger was staring out of. She let out a heavy sigh and wished that so many people wouldn’t start their stories with that stupid cliché." Poor Harry and Hermione are stuck in yet ano
A parody of trashy fanfictions. Rated R for a reason.