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Captain Black Rum

  • Siriusly Random

    By Captain Black Rum • Updated: 5 Dec 2004 • Published: 5 Dec 2004 • 1,094 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Sirius B. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Father Christmas stole Sirius's flying motorcycle, Lucius is a traveling salesman, Remus is a hobo, Lockhart works at Dunkin' Donuts, and McDonald's sucks. Hurray!