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Who is Voldemort's daughter? Read and find out! No, it's not a MarySue, I promise. This was written for a contest as a joke. Please see user info.
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Will Harry wake up? Will Ron stop choking? Will Dean finally get the number for 000? Find out next time on ‘The most random story of all time!’
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The one who would defeat the Dark Lord would be born of parents who had defied him three times. Well, how exactly did they defy Voldemort?
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This is my version of the HBP. But don't worry! Nothing you'll read here will actually happen!
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The Marauders are bored and James decides that becoming a Doctor is easy money. But what's this? Snape is a fashion victim and Lily has a rare snog dificiency disorder?
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In the year of 2002, Cornelius Fudge retired as Minister of Magic after thirty years of outstanding work. Jayden Briggs is a man who condemns all halfbreeds only because they are different from what God intended. A satire on society. Marcus x Percy
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A clever satire on the world we live in today, using ideas from the Harry Potter world as its base.
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Well, I'm terrible at summaries, but it's basically... making fun of Mary Sues? Sure. First chapter's short, I'll have more soon. I promise. :)
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R for audacity with plenty more to come. After years of crappy pairings Harry finally meets "the one", NOT FOR MARY SUE LOVERS OR EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE
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Piro must avenge his parents death, and remain l33t in the process. will he be able to do so? (note: harry potter is not mentioned here)
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Hogwarts has a sexaul education class...Yeah well I've been wanting to do this for a while...I tried as best as I could to make it different...I think I did an okay job...COMPLETED
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Strange things are happening at Hogwarts. Very strange things. Follow Harry on this mystery to find out the real culprit. Rr.
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O que acontece quando Voldy-de-óculos-escuros-no-meio-da-noite e Dumbly-com-suas-meias-de-lã se encontram no harém do Osama-só-de-boné-Laden?
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Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
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Draco's BSB obsession is exposed to the world! What does his father have to say about this? Idea started by myself and a friend. PG-13 for some bad words (not like you haven't heard them before.)Please r&r!
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Parodies have been done to death. But what's one more? R&R and you'll get lots of slashy goodness! Or not. Take a gander, if you will. Story is complete as is.
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Sick of Mary Sue parodies? Well, this one has a twist. Harry's sixth year, OOTP spoilers, and the worst Sue ever: Voldemort's daughter, who has an evil plan. COMPLETE.
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Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?
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[mild AU]Dumbledore suggests a eight-day-long Holiday party to renew their ties with the Ministry of Magic, chaos rules supreme, especially with the twenty students remaining at Hogwarts... Give it a chance. And remember, you review me, I review you.
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COMPLETE It's a one-shot where Ron's gotton obsessive over someonething ... overly obsessive. I wrote this when I was really, really, really hyper off sugar so please excuse me if it's lame. R&R!
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James and Sirius, slash, drugs, and flobberworms. What else can you ask of a ride on the Hogwarts Express? One-shot.
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Janina Marie Abigail Michelle Gabriel Von-Howsdale, the horribly unsuccessful and unacknowledged Mary-Sue, tells all.
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Quand les mondes de E.T., Alien et Predator se mêlent au monde des sorciers...
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Harry et Sirius ont une conversation tard dans la nuit. Commence sérieusement, finit... moins sérieusement. Slash ou pas slash ? Bonne question !
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Dermint Longbottom (son of Neville Longbottom) is just starting school. Who will he meet? What will happen? (I will continue this story, it will be a continuing thing...like I add more and more to it.)
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Sequal to The Addictive Apples! SugarYumGoooodd...
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Harry Potter is a wizard (DUH) and he discovers the secret of the awful randomnes. And something about a stone.
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Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts, everyone loves her, she goes into the Forb. forest 'cos she's so great and stuff. She then reveals something about herself, oh the excitement! {One Shot}
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A little lighter fare, a series of song parodies to Harry Potter. Sound of Silence, My Band, My Immortal, House of the Rising Sun, Summer of '69 . . . and counting . . .
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This annual Hogsmeade meeting is strictly for poetry readings... well, ever since the Dwarf-Tossing event was outlawed.
