Harry Potter is a moose.

Harry Potter meets some pirates.

Harry Potter does not like Ginny Weasley.

An interview with imprisoned Death Eater, Severus Snape, leads to some unexpected discoveries.

Who?

Everyday, he feels the heavy burden of his past, present, and future.

Hermione develops a certain problem. Harry has a problem with this problem. Together, this makes a problem for Voldemort. Do you have a problem with this?

A rather sloppy possible ending to Deathly Hallows. All about the power of love.

A pants ripping parody of MarySues... but with a different approach! Happy Crimbo, KP!

A lighthearted parody of the concept of Hermione's first time. Throughout the world of fanfiction, Hermione has lost it to just about everyone... except, maybe, a few in this story!

A portion of Chapter 4 of Half-Blood Prince that we didn't see! Some consider this my most disgusting story. DO YOU DARE?

The worst parody ever written! Includes a mysterious exchange student, snogging, a new enemy... oh, and rice! Essentially just one big, long... inside joke. Story is now complete.

Harry is a little upset. A Songfic... but a songfic PARODY. Written to the same titled song by Five Iron Frenzy.

This is the worst story you will ever read.

A short little ficlet on who the Half-Blood Prince might have been. Written pre-HBP.

Having a tough time remembering characters? Or who did what, and how they did it? Read this piece which was nominated for a Pulitzer prize AND an Oscar!

Written solely to be the result for "Voldemort/Argus F." searches.

This site makes their rules, and I break them in the name of ART.

Their love was one so forbidden, one so unseen... Did anyone believe these two would ever make it together?

A parody of the absurd use of nicknames in Harry Potter fanfiction.