Admittedly, he really wasn't very good at many other emotions besides pissy. But that was also beside the point.
Draco's thoughts on family values, love and such. Not serious.
An overview of the second Harry Potter book and the yaoi implications therein. Rating for rather crude humour, and (wonder of all wonders), yaoi implications.
Is it THE END for our housemates when..the Administration demands a change of lifestyle? Not a script, not interactive.
Believe me, I'm trying as hard I can to not give this subversive parody a real plot, but by the FOURTH chapter that gets pretty tricky. Check it out, I guarantee you'll either laugh or cry.
Remus is upset over the full moon, so the Marauders attempt to serenade him. But is there more to it than meets the eye, or in this case, ear? [Song Parody]
Erm... wierd things happen during a class. STRAGE things... just laught at it! XDD
Short Comedy OOC fics that are amusing and make fun of the everyday normal stories and the stories that are too original. They're extremely amusing. If you don't like the themes in the first one about the killing, go to chapter 3.
THings are getting boring at hogwarts and Dumbledore thinks of the perfect plan to spice things up... A KARAOKE CONTEST!
Hogwarts, wie es noch nie dagewesen ist. Durch eine mittelschweres Unglück verwandeln sich alle Einwohner der Schule in MarySueVerschnitte. Das davon auch unser über alles geliebter Zaubertrankprofessor nicht verschon wird, dürfte allen klar sein...
Remus is cute, Sirius is studly, James is hot, and Peter is... swept under the rug so the other Maruders can go about their romantic business. WHAT? What about Wormtail? My take on how it really was. Wickedly AU.
Join young Harry Potter in his quest that invovles some old dude's rock. Painfully dumb, readers have been warned.
A dull summer leads Harry, Ron, and Hermione to their most impossible adventure ever – trying to make Remus Lupin suitable for a blind date.
(Formerly Order of the Phoenix film sript EXCLUSIVE) PPG13 - for language. Want to know how the fifth book will be brought to life? Changed format. Small fun poked at the films. I couldn't do better, but a least I recognise Fred & George as geniuses. 11 u
SLASH. COMPLETE. A hardboiled Snarry for Loupgarou. Sev is a hardboiled detective, Harry's the dame. Sort of The Maltese Falcon, Harry Potter style. Rated R for sexual scenes.
The lion king song I just can't wait to be king sung by Harry Potter characters. Please RR, and be nice : it's my first fan fic
A parody on all of the strange and slightly twisted pairings found on fan fiction. There's plenty of slash and naked fat people to go around, so those of you who are disturbed by material of this nature, skeedaddle. Scenes of a sexual nature...
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Read about the Adventures of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Includes trips to Wal-Mart, cool new hideouts, and Hagrid's plumbing. COMPLETE!
This is what happens when I get no sleep and I read a smutty Drarry fic. No offense is meant to anyone. (In case yeh don't know, Drarry DracoHarry). R&R
This is another Whose Line Is It Anyways fic. With Harry, Ron,Hermione, and Draco as the panelists. ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Fun-filled story of Oranges, Rafts, Canada, Disney movies, 80's songs, and as always, Pranks... Complete.
What would happen if Harry Potter's and Legolas Greenleaf's souls are switched? This is a Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings crossover! AND FINALLY! CHAPTER 15! Just sit back and enjoy the story! C'mon, what are you waiting for? Go read it right now!
Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg'. One-shot, warped up characters, hilarious, crazy, written by SheroesCentral. Harry comes back to life! ... Sort of.
Snape pokes fun at Hogwarts by turning it into a musical. Weirded out songs. Many people confess their secrets. Will two of our faveorite characters find love? Of course. BUT! What happens when Snape's plan backfires. Will Hogwarts be a musical forever?rr
Hogwarts decides to make a play of 'Moulin Rouge' Liars, bitcas, and matchmakers all have their chance at being stars, but is the play doomed? HH. Read and Review, we thrive on it.
Taken after the fashion of 'Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging' this story is about Angelina Johnson, the poor dear. Not only does she have a heathen kneazle called Otto for a pet, but she fancies Fred Weasley. Enjoy.
It's probably been done before, it's being done again. Oh, and Neville 'saves' the world. Hooray. R&R Please.
Habt ihr euch jemals gefragt, was Voldemort so macht, nachdem er MAL WIEDER von Harry Potter besiegt worden ist? Klar:Er geht sich gnadenlos besaufen!Und was passiert, wenn ganz viele Bösewichte auf einen Haufen geworfen werden? Chaos pur natürlich!
A Parody of Draco, featuring movie plots that Draco shall be thrown into. Various characters from the books will be involved as well. R&R.