Taken after the fashion of 'Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging' this story is about Angelina Johnson, the poor dear. Not only does she have a heathen kneazle called Otto for a pet, but she fancies Fred Weasley. Enjoy.
Angelina and Fred play Quidditch in a field. Each discovers that the other has happy trails. Interesting don't you think?
What is to happen to Hogwarts when it's attacked by the evil Mari and Gari.... er.... Howdoyasayit? The male population seems to be taking care of Mari... but what about Gari? And what is the Can-Can?!