A third installment of J.K. Rowling meets W.S. Gilbert. Lockhart is exposed as a fraud in front of his coworkers in CoS.
This is a spoof on the story “If I Die Before I Wake,” by the famed Kozakura. Silliness abounds.
Îäèí ÷åëîâåê ïûòàåòñÿ ñïàñòè âîëøåáíûé ìèð, íàõîäÿùèéñÿ íà ãðàíè ãèáåëè… Àëüòåðíàòèâíàÿ èñòîðèÿ.
sulking Sev, horny Filch, Gryffindor death. Need anything more? =)
A spin-off of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show', casting Draco as Rocky, Harry as Dr. Frank N. Furter, and Ron as Brad and Seamus as Janet
The most pointless, confusing, and utterly retarded fic you will ever read. MAKE SURE YOU REVEIEEEEEWW!!!!
In the snow, Gilderoy has an adventure with Nifflers. Will it be a close shave?
To Romania Gilderoy Lockhart goes and to see the dragons to see! Will Gilderoy get a rare dragon's egg? Read to find out!
Gilderoy Lockhart decides to have an expedition with Cornish Pixies. It doesn't quite go to plan!
One word earns the rating: W... hey, read it and find out yourself, you w
This is A Series of Most Unfortunate Events as Written by None Other than Professor Severus Snape, Ex-Death Eater, Current Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Antagonist Extraordinaire. Enjoy.
Psychosis from the author of 'If I die Before I wake'. Severus rants on his fangirls and the authors that 'employ' him.
Kann man nicht zusammenfassen - Trash goes Harry Potter
[COMPLETE] Lord Voldemort wants new robes. Enter Snape the Spy and Hermione the Know-It-All.
Strange twisted story of what garry and his mate really did (garry's not gay ok)
Those bad girls who brought you The Pink Tutu Party proudly bring you yet another sequel. Snape wears a pink dress, hot Scottish actors become love slaves, and I kill Nicole Kidman. Fun for the family.
My last minute entry into the Whose Line Is It Anyway? challenge on the WIKTT ML.
The sequel to '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'... The Marauders are *still* trapped in that room! How the heck will they cope?
As the movement of Dark Forces threaten the stability of a wizarding world, one mother sings her child to sleep. Lyrics from Billy Joel's 'Goodnight My Angel (Lullaby)'.
Ginny is plauged by a neverending song-fic. Chapter 5! COMPLETED!
Chapter 8 is up - the story is hereby complete! This is a Draco/Harry love story, with Ginny mixed in for good measure. There aren't any sex scenes in here (just kisses), but Harry does curse quite a bit; it is for this reason that I am rating this PG-13
Harry and Co have an all out Musical Bash! Rated PG for mild language. I accept all reviews, although this is my first fanfic, so be gentle please!!!
After a row that the entire Gryffindor house will be discussing for years to come, Ron gets a little advice from his brothers about honesty and girls. Set to the tune of Billy Joel's 'Tell Her About It'-- and rather fun to lindy-hop to!
A silly little filk of cliches ... you may have seen this before
*FINALLY UPDATED!* Not your average fifth year story.......really cheap movie budget!
Petite parodie musicale née d'un délire à 23 h 32, hier soir. ^_^ le bal de Noel, chanté par ces pauvres peros d'HP martyrisés par nous. Délire garanti !
Indira Sinistra: quiet Astronomy teacher with a sad past. Sirius Black was the love of her life until one Haloween left her alone, Lilly and James dead and Sirius imprisoned. Will their past save him or does she believe her peers that wish to condemn him?
The title says it all - Harry discovers that everything he believes is a lie and he's part of a multi million pound psychological experiment. Poor ickle Harry. But no, I sense Voldemort having a part in this.... please review!
Harry Naughty is a dirty wizard
Draco Malfoy, The Weird Sisters, Billy Joel and Dumbledore on a Steinway lend a surreal backdrop as Ginny resorts to daydreaming to make it through a rather tedious Yule Ball. Set to Billy Joel's 'Only The Good Die Young'.