The lost chapter in the "Party" series! Those crazy girls who brought you "The Pink Tutu Party" and others not-so-proudly present the third installment! Bill gets mauled, Harry lays an egg, and Sirius gets drunk... but what else is new?

Those bad girls who brought you The Pink Tutu Party proudly bring you yet another sequel. Snape wears a pink dress, hot Scottish actors become love slaves, and I kill Nicole Kidman. Fun for the family.

What if you were given the chance to have the life you always dreamed of, to have the one thing you were always denied? Harry Potter is granted that chance one miserable summer, but at a terrible price...

Sequel to The Leather Pants Party. Rated for language. Many characters in tutus, rabid ferrets, drunk Sirius and pointless Monty Python ripoffs galore. Read if you have an odd sense of humor.

Co-written by Fox_goddess and me. We gather the boys (and men) of Harry Potter together for a Leather Pants Party, and chaos ensues. Boozing, leather clothing, and pink tutus. Enjoy!

Divination class suddenly becomes much more interesting when Harry is given the chance to see what his life would be like if the Sorting Hat had placed him in Slytherin instead. *Final chapter now up!*

A songfic to "The Show Must Go On" by Queen. This is about the night Sirius discovers Lily and James dead. It's a Sirius story (no pun intended).