Lost in the Malfoy home, Snape finds a rather unobstructed view... SLASH M/M, Snape/Draco. Continued in "Shedding Skin".
...Fudge's Cheek. Again, I had to continue the title in the summary. This is about exactly what the title says: an earthquake on Cornelius Fudge's Cheek. You may now read and review this story, and stop giving me weird looks.
A challenge from Chaw. Has squid, Bitterness Brews, no Neville for most of it, Cupid Hermoninny, a pairing NO ONE has ever thought of (I assure you... unless this fandom is weirder than I ever imagined), and punk-rock Snape.
Draco having a crush on Ginny? Remus in tights? Rubber chickens being used as swords? Directors using Valium? Sirius hitting on Rosmerta? What the heck is going on here?! Hogwarts’ production of Romeo and Juliet, of course! Co-written with Silve
This is a story about some of the time in the afterlife of the hogwarts ghosts. This one is about Peeves and the mistchief he gets into when he decides to teach Moaning Merle to lighten up a bit please RR
"Eyes like yours" Parody-Songfic H/G style!!! R/R OR R/F!!!
There's a new student at Hogwarts and she becomes interested in both Harry and Draco--but wait! If she's not a Mary Sue, then what *is* she?! Our two favorite boys are about to find out...(Sixth and final letter added)
I was veddy veddy hyper. It's a story about love, hate, and Voldemort eating children. You shall suffer my wrath!
I once again made it PG so I'd have room to work. I have basically summarized and altered the scenes from book four. Warning: Very weird. I hope it is funny, I thought some parts were. R&R to tell me what you think! I probably will continue it!
My first fic uploaded. Stupid, short, insane and OOC. What else could you ask for?
Who can tell me TURTHFULLY they haven't thought about a Weasley boy band? Yeah, exactly. Song-fic, Weasley boys in leather pants, snogging and a few naughty thoughts...
I don't know the "official" title for these past-time Hogwarts stories, but to explain, it's when the characters that are adults in the series (namely Arthur and Molly Weasley ^^) were students at Hogwarts. =D Enjoy!
MPP/L; 3rd year. Lily plays an interesting joke on the boys while they're in the shower. Sirius and I fight, Remus gets teased (heehee, you'll see why), this story is INSANE! The feel good story of the year! (except for Remus)
Ron and Hermione both go kinda crazy. Hormones are hitting etc, and they're *finally* getting a clue. Well, kinda.
Harry has a majpr problem. Two girls like him, and he likes both of them. The thing is, which one should he choose? Hermioen or Cho? When an all out war begins between Hermione and Cho, over who gets to have Harry, that doesn't make it seem any better! Pl
A short fic. Wierdness ensues at Hogwarts.
It's a METMA Mandy Challenge...it's one of my sad attempts to be funny. Flame if you want...though I don't think I would mind.
another Ron/Hermi and Gin/Harry fic umm...yea read and review please
A funny story. Set when all Hogwarts students are grown up. Harry has been dating Hermione for 6 years. They all decide to go to a resort. R/R
Snape has an unsettling dream one night. Is he alone and was it really just a dream?
This is a parody on Don McLean's 'American Pie'. It mekes no sense what so ever, but i'm happy with it!
Professor Severus Snape cures Bertha from her "love" sickness.
Yes I know those two genre normally comflict, but some thoeries are just for humour's sake and some are really serious. All I have to say is: I enjoyed writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it. and r/r please!
Due to an accident in Potions class, Neville Longbottom creates a dangerously powerful love potion, and Professor Snape is forced to rid the school of the potion. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about the effects. Please R&R!
It's Harry's sweet sixteenth birthday. He's looking back at his not-so-sweet past.
I don't dare tell, it traumatizing.
The real title is: *sings* Whatever happened to fair dealings and good ethics and Gilderoy Lockhart? Yep. Another METMA challenge involving bunt cakes, Pepsi twist, and maybe, if you're good, you'll get a cookie! =-D Hungry yet?
Read it and find out. Quite funny, if I do say so myself. Not stupid funny though if you like that kind of stuff. Please R/R!
"It's all my fault"...Harry is living with Sirius...sad with funny ending! sonfic to Queen's "No one but you (only the good die young)"... r/r§
Despite the title I didn't write this when I was high on coffee. I don't even like coffee. Anyway, this is Hermione telling the story of how she and Ron got together during the summer between fourth annd fifth year.