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  • Lucius Gets His Slice of the Vengence Pie

    By Evie2 • Updated: 3 Mar 2002 • Published: 3 Mar 2002 • 571 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Draco M., Sirius B. • Rating: T • In Progress

    One day in Diagon Alley, Sirius and Harry meet up with Draco and Lucius. I wrote this story b/c I HATE Lucius, and he needed to be taught a lesson. Short and sweet, one serving of justice comin' right up!

  • The Best of Intentions

    By Evie2 • Updated: 3 Mar 2002 • Published: 3 Mar 2002 • 1,086 words • 0 followers • Parody • Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Take not a word of this seriously! Pomfrey is in love with Dumbledore, so why is she poisoning Harry? B/c this chick has ISSUES. Laugh your way through it, make it less painful. V. short, just keep reading; the beginning's slow. Small mentionings of socks

  • A Guest in Gryffindor

    By Evie2 • Updated: 2 Mar 2002 • Published: 14 Feb 2002 • 11 Chapters • 14,063 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Severus S., Sirius B. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Hear ye Hear ye! Hell has frozen over, and pigs fly above.Severus is rooming in...GRYFFINDOR.Games are played, insanity ensues, penguin hunting - now with mentally unstable Sevy! oh, socks are here, too.

  • Moony's Midnight Snack

    By Evie2 • Updated: 15 Feb 2002 • Published: 15 Feb 2002 • 1,226 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Remus L. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....

  • The Adventures and Misadventures of Snuffles

    By Evie2 • Updated: 3 Feb 2002 • Published: 31 Jan 2002 • 6 Chapters • 6,868 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Sirius B. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Sirius comes to live w/ Harry at the Dursleys one summer as a stray dog.One problem;Sirius acts like a real dog. :)Bathing, pharamones, and house-training.And back by popular demand-killer socks!

  • Marauders:Exposed

    By Evie2 • Updated: 29 Jan 2002 • Published: 29 Jan 2002 • 1,334 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: T • In Progress

    MPP/L; 3rd year. Lily plays an interesting joke on the boys while they're in the shower. Sirius and I fight, Remus gets teased (heehee, you'll see why), this story is INSANE! The feel good story of the year! (except for Remus)

  • Something Rotten in the State of Hogwarts

    By Evie2 • Updated: 25 Jan 2002 • Published: 25 Jan 2002 • 4 Chapters • 5,414 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: T • In Progress

    MWPP; 3 yr. The marauders hear a conversation in the girls' dorm, while stealing from Lily, and Sirius finds out his crush likes Remus.His revenge is taken out on Remus's cat, which you know is going to be funny.More socks; not meant for those w/ sanity.

  • Who's in Love With the Big Bad Wolf?

    By Evie2 • Updated: 21 Jan 2002 • Published: 18 Jan 2002 • 5 Chapters • 6,853 words • 0 followers • Humor • Remus L., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    13-yr-old Hermione has a crush on Prof. Lupin, but what happens when she finds out he's a w.wolf? Remus's reaction to Snape's w.wolf essay assignment, puppy love from Herm., & back by popular demand; rebellious socks! A cute, unexpected ending!

  • Wrong On So Many Levels

    By Evie2 • Updated: 15 Jan 2002 • Published: 12 Jan 2002 • 4 Chapters • 4,559 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: T • In Progress

    MWPP, yr. 4. Whoa! James finds way too many people in his bed, Sirius hits on lily(j/k), Sirius hits on Remus(j/k), james hits sirius, watch the tale unfold! much maruading, evil socks, a happy lil' werewolf, & an uncorrupted Peter. not slash

  • The First Word

    By Evie2 • Updated: 5 Jan 2002 • Published: 5 Jan 2002 • 1,684 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry says his first word, and James is wondering just who the father is (but not really, it's a joke) Read to the end for a shock!

  • Harry Learns the Facts of Life

    By Evie2 • Updated: 29 Dec 2001 • Published: 29 Dec 2001 • 2 Chapters • 4,033 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea