Very Short! Harry's a bit obvious and everyone thinks it's pretty funny. Rated for adult themes.
Chapter three done! Another year at Hogwarts has started, but a new student transfers in. Rumors fly. But many things about her are shrouded in mystery, including her connetion with the Malfoys, and Neville Longbottom. Please read and review! Review, I sa
This is the 1st chapter of this story. A girl named Celestina comes to town and she is indeed beautiful. Malfoy, Ron, and Harry like her, but which one will win
Ariana Kelso is a normal (somewhat) fifteen year old-who is obsessed with Harry Potter. When she wakes up one night and finds herself in Hogwarts, what happens? I know this sounds teenie, but read, its not. I swear. DOWN WITH MARY-SUES!
Gryffindor has a party and Harry finds he has a crush on Hermione but he has a g/f! Please read and review! (I know Dan Radcliffe has a story just like this but it's mine, he borrowed it from me when I didn't have an account)
The first part of what I hope will become an entire Star Wars parody using the Harry Potter characters. It's very funny! (Remember Hello-phone?) Read, or I set the attack jawas on you! And...phew! It's done! (Go on...finish reading!)
No, Harry is not a teacher at Hogwarts you boob, I know you were thinking that. Believe me, I know. Anywoo! Since Harry was SO busy with fighting Voldermort and his loverly Death Eaters, he forgot to do his homework! GASP! So now he has to repeat his 7th
Um, James and the other boys were playing truth or dare, and James gets a CERTAIN dare. Stuff about reproducing is in there, and the rating is for future chapters. Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is just something silly I've been working on whenever I have writer's block. I wasn't going to post it, but it's a crossover between HP / The Princess Bride, so read it if you're interested. Chapter 3 is up.
When a spell backfires and hits Colin's camera, giving it a life of it's own, chaos reigns supreme at the Yule Ball. No-one will be allowed to forget!
What is a Marry sue? How to detect one? How to avoid them? Marry Beth, Eidith, Icicle, u name it! All (and more) u need to know about Marry Sue! please R/R!!!
A lovely little visit to the consultant *coughPSYCHIATRISTcough* goes horribly wrong when a few voices show up in my head...*shudder* Can we say, "Insane", kids? Read and review!
Harry and Draco are stuck under a mistletoe.... *literally* Yup it is obviously *slash*!!! *Chapter 11 up!*
He's had his eye on her for so long. All of a sudden he learns that she might like him back. Will Harry Potter take the chance to finally ask Hermione Granger out?
Potions Class has an essay and a whole project to do. What's the potion? R+R Flames Welcome
Ron plays one to many practical jokes on Ginny. Ginny's revenge is sweet!
Sirius makes a bet with Remus that he can get Arabella to do something for him.
MWPP/L short fic. A prank involving Raspberry jelly goes off with a bang at the wrong time.
Ok chapter four is up. Please PEASE R&R this time. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this, tootles!
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
James Potter recieves a mysterious package, which opens new windows of opportunity for he and Sirius, who is up to something. Please, R/R!
Mr. Malfoy goes into 'Borgin and Burkes' to sell some of the incriminating stuff in his house. A silly parody.
The title explains it all! Please read it! You can flame, i dont care!
A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.
She went expecting nothing to come of it, she should've read the fine print before she signed her permission.
Two new transfer students with pasts yet to be discovered arrive at hogwarts and are placed in
What happens when Harry Ron and Draco form the next Nsync!
Someone shows up at the Death Eaters' secret lair on New Year's Eve with an evil plot, and chaos ensues. Rated PG for evil people, death, and name-copying. Challenge fic!
The title says it all.. Rated for weird, weird stuff. Think what EVERYONE in Hogwarts would be like if they were acting opposite, then read MY version right here!!
McGonagall has had enough of Draco and Star picking on the other students, so she comes up with the perfect punishment. But this may exactly be what everyone needs DH RS HrS slash