this is a story of 7 strangers that have to put up with eachother...(sry i already had this up but i accidently delted it!)
My answer to the METMA challenge! This is a totally independent fic, and it is very, very, VERY pointless and strange. You have been warned. Please read and review, it's actually quite funny (I think...)
PG that to be safe. My first Humor fic, so if it's horrible, don't be too hard. It's about a sorting ceremony in which the Hat is not able to finish its song, because the Students keep interrupting it, and it all ends rather oddly. Plese Review.
Hogwarts is out for the summer. Everybody is left home alone at the Burrow and Fred and George throw a little party. Please read and review. I will mention all of you who leave nice reviews in my next story. No flamers, please!
Second chapter is up! Yay, Harry, Ron and Hermione start fighting, George becomes mental, Hermione tears her jeans and ends in H/H romance! Aww...
Harry and Hermione starts "stripping", Snape dances, George dresses up as Ariel the Mermaid, and Mcgonagall sees it all! Trouble... MUST READ!
Okay, this wouldn't leave me alone until I'd written it. Ten minutes, people, it's not the best, but I think it's rather cute. Ron's thoughts, rather randomly (as is a trend for teenaged boys) on Krum, Voldemort, and, mostly, Hermione. PG for a few tiny w
Welll, this is going to be in chapters, but i will keep things as short and simple as possible. This is the begining of what will be about James and co. when they where younger. Please enjoy and watch for upcoming chapters!
Don't read if you are offended by stupidness. This is a badly written play with a cast from real life. I wish I could spell when typing:(
Ditto title... I guess?
it sux r/r hi maddie
A silly version of the HP story. Follows Goblet of Fire very loosely.
All right. Voldemort's just gone crazy again. Never mind. Just read this and review. Or flame. Look, just click on the name above. Or else. SOMEONE will get you!
Lord Voldemort pays an unexpected visit to Narcissa and Draco Malfoy while Lucius Malfoy is away, and concocts an immortality potion with VERY strange side-effects...
It's an average evening in the Gryfindor common room, but where is Harry? Ginny misses him. This is a response to a METMA challenge, and its not really funny, just stupid. Please R/R!!!!!! And join Metma!!!!!!
it sux but r/r
Sirius Black plots his escape from Azkaban, but one man stands in his way...a different take on Sirius in Azkaban.
After GoF, Harry comes across someone he (probably) thought he'd never see again...R/R!
Neville gets some B-day money and decides to spend it on something he's never gotten before....
Gilderoy and his fiance, Rita Skeeter, are confronted by The Sirius Supporters, a dangerous group of obessed females campaigning for their God- Sirius Black. Complications arise as Rita and Gildie are interrupted while in a conversation about a crazed fan
A night out with the boys. Some cussing. Lots of drinking. And it's R/H!!!
Lots of little gucci dresses mentioned, it's a cliche so it's supposed to be VERY weird. Well Draco asks the age old question- "The little gucci dress, the little gucci dress, OR the little gucci dress?" Please tell me how you like it!
Umm, I had a good time writing this, I know it has no plot, but don't flame me! Ignore minor plot holes and entertain the possiblities: Hogwarts students, ripping everyone's favorite fairy tales to shreads....
By Melora, Trumildicus and Sarima. This is what happens when you have an extremly boring teacher belong to 'TAG'. The truthful (we swear) relations of Harry Potter and his family. Read and Review!
Well, this is my second METMA fic,and I'm way sure that this has been done SOOOOO many times before! It's about Harry's beloved Firebolt, or so it seems...PLEASE R/R!!!
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
The lyrics to a song found on some tattered parchment around the Hogwarts campus that I've put on for your enjoyment. (I happened to find that it could be done to the tune of the Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm," so I assume it was a song...)
Mr. Talmadge is my ex-technology teacher. Those of you, like *Minerva*Moon*, who know him, will understand this better than the rest of you will.
Ginny Weasley is an 11-year-old in love...sigh. Will the object of her affection ever share her feelings? It's not what you might think.
ummm.......can't explain. Has f/f and m/m slahs, as well as het couples...if you read, review.