Un-betaed chapter 1. Trial run. When there are more than one Potterverse, things get hectic and evil overlords and ladies have a field day...

Here it is. Heaps of lines from the books that could be misconstrued all stitched together and marketed as a fic. Warning: Slash occurs...just not explicitly.

A fanfic of a fanfic. A HP fic, at any rate. Parody of Sirius/Andy's Lord of the Stone. Draco is captured by a mysterious man in the Romanian Mountains.

Like the title says. Stuff that mostly comes out of my head. Please R/R, I guarantee you'll get a laugh. Even if it is from my absolute lack of talent at writing.

Urgh. I *still* have Moulin Rouge on the brain...it's terrible, I tell you, terrible! Songfic to the Elephant Love Medley with quite a few words changed to give it more meaning-in the HP world, that is. Not sure whether it's meant to be funny. Oh well. Pl

Only rated as it is because of high...suggestiveness. Doesn't pan out in the end. Songfic to Come What May. Moulin Rouge has taken over my brain! Arrgh!

Not PG yet...although it will be. ::laughs evilly:: It's about Ferret Boy-who else?

Diagon Alley. Strange things are happening. Is Voldemort really involved? Click on it and you'll find out, won't you?

Like it says-8 weeks in hell. But I've only got the first day up. Slow, aren't I? Well, read it anyway. Come on, you know you want to. Especially since you have no idea how I will torture you if you flick your eyes over this summary, move on to the next o

Draco. Big party. Cross-dressing. Too much Star Trek DS9. What do you get? A crazy story. So read it, or else!

This is what is known as a madlib. You fill in the blanks and come up with an (almost) original HP fanfic! Please come and try. All are relatively funny. You don't need much, just a mouse and your clicking finger! Even if you have no idea what I'm going o

Well, well, well. (three holes in the ground) Never mind. This definitely ISN'T what you think it is. Just read it, okay? The world might be a better place because you will...or perhaps not. So click on the title and read, dammit!

Harry Potter-Star Wars crossover. Well, now that you know what it is, are you going to read it or not? If not, please move on. If you are, then click, dammit, click on the title!

Read it if you want to. If you don't, still read it. Then you can review it and say how bad it was. At least I'll know. I never wanted to write this. I never wanted to do any fanfic about the fifth book. I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to t

All right. Voldemort's just gone crazy again. Never mind. Just read this and review. Or flame. Look, just click on the name above. Or else. SOMEONE will get you!

Oh dear. Voldie has a slight problem....

The teachers....they're everywhere! Just what the title says. Go R/R, now!

This was written during a particularly bad chickenpox/fever induced writing spell. Don't really blame me for this. Blame poxymort. He doesn't feature in this though. Neither do rats. Start of a new series(hopefully) if I get heaps of nice reviews. Or con

My mum tells me to clean up the attic and looky here-a draft copy of the Hogwarts School Charter. Lucky it's only a draft, some really perverted director on the board must've written this. PG13 because of that. R/R or you will face disembowellment at the

Gee. Does this have ANY connection with the Lumberjack song? Say, for instance, Slytherin and Lumberjack have the same amount of syllables? Just a clue about what this about...