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• What's MY Heart's Desire?!

  By METMA Mandy • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 666 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see! R/R! :)

• Alls ill that ends ill

  By Magical Mystical Me • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 1,855 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  This is a mere response to [email protected] 's challenge. The requirements etc. are within. D/H

• Come on Over ( all i want is you)

  By HermoineAndraiaWeasley • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 720 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  Funny really! Will hope you like it! Review please! thanks!

• HowHarryPotterEndsInTheWayThatNoOneWantsIt

  By Ferrum • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 1,083 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  The title tells you... Harry Potter and Voldemort do in The End of Harry Potter. PG for an "un-propper 'kill'-word uses"

• Hermione Granger and the Disgruntled Pocket Watch

  By Greencat • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 2,592 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  Well, this is my submission for this week's challenge from METMA Mandy...I happen to think it's funny, but then again I'm the author. ;) R/R

• Love Potion No. 9

  By WinkyBells • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 3,622 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  This was an indulgent comedy. PG13 for moderate language. Please R/R and No flames

• Harry Potter, Voldie, and the BARNEY SONG!!!!!!!!!

  By Gwyneth o' the mountains • Updated: 10 Jan 2001 • Published: 10 Jan 2001 • 188 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Dumb, really dumb. PG for enthusiastic and obnoxious smooching to suffocate. DON'T READ. If you do I would apreciate REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pleeeze!!!

• That Potter's gotta die'

  By Gwyneth o' the mountains • Updated: 9 Jan 2001 • Published: 9 Jan 2001 • 196 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Voldie sings his own lyrics to the tune of 'Larger than Life' by the Backstreet Boys uh, Review, review, REVIEW! I don't care if you flame or not, just as long as you REVIEW!!!!

• Response to Challenge

  By Magical Mystical Me • Updated: 9 Jan 2001 • Published: 9 Jan 2001 • 549 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  This is just a respnse to Shimmers Challenge. His story which has the challenge is called A Crazy Crappy Cliche!

• to slip and fall is not to fail

  By Slingher • Updated: 9 Jan 2001 • Published: 9 Jan 2001 • 2,967 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  harry is taking a walk with ron and ron trips over a root and says he can talk to squirrels and one follows him bake to hogwarts and causes harry and ron alot of truble

• The Original Marauders!

  By Amanda Mancini • Updated: 9 Jan 2001 • Published: 9 Jan 2001 • 723 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  A filk to The Offspring's Original Prankster, about our dear MWPP and their doings during their years at Hogwarts. Please see author's note for repost reasons.

• Smily Gorilla Man Strikes!

  By Gwyneth o' the mountains • Updated: 8 Jan 2001 • Published: 8 Jan 2001 • 504 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  Uh, Smily Gorilla Man Strikes? I was a bit uh, posessed. Don't read it. Review if you happen to be an idiot and actually read it, I can tell how many of you actually do review... there will be dire retributions if you don't!

• Attack of the Killer Teachers....At Hogwarts

  By DrEaMzPiXiE • Updated: 8 Jan 2001 • Published: 8 Jan 2001 • 739 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  A spoof of a documentary/TV special about the Harots Curse (I made it up LOL) and how it makes Hogwarts teachers act really weird (in a funny way) R/R and enjoy!

• Evanglion VS Voldemort

  By NeMeSiS FaRoRe • Updated: 8 Jan 2001 • Published: 8 Jan 2001 • 1,375 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  The title say's it all...

• A Night at the 3 Broomsticks

  By Darcelona • Updated: 8 Jan 2001 • Published: 8 Jan 2001 • 2,412 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  A break from my smelly Harry's 6th Year which only got 3 reviews!!! (hint hint) Anyhoo, this is a challenge from METMA Mandy and is my 1st humor story so R&R PLEEEEEEASE!!! I NEED REVIEWES!!!!!

• Intimate Apparel

  By Aspirin • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 1,236 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  Ron and Harry snoop through Hermione's room and find . . .a thong?

• Dumbledore's Hair

  By Jenny2 • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 200 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  This is my first fan-fic so it was sort of a test. Its sorts funny, but short. reveiw if u like!

• The four Marauders, Lilly, and Dortmund Malfoy-an

  By Gwyneth o' the mountains • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 2 Chapters • 1,123 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  *note* the title really has the word 'epic' on the end of it, but is was too long for the little space so it's here. The beginning of a story, R&R, It's my first.

• The Killing Joke

  By Kelly Grosskreutz • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 2,011 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Voldemort and his associates are the recipients of The Funniest Joke in the World. I should warn that there are dead bodies present in my story, but nothing really grotesque about them.

• How Joanne Ruined Many Lives on Barbados-Part 1

  By Arabella Black • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 1,329 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  I'm sorry about starting a new sort of series, it's just that the full the would be too long! A person named Joanne ruins everybody's Christmas and assigns half of them different names. Please R/R!

• The Owl and the Pussycat: A Hogwarts Tail

  By Rosmerta • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 401 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K • Completed

  Hedwig and Crookshanks go to sea in a beautiful peagreen boat! For lovers of Edward Lear. A couple of minor Book 4 spoilers.

• Oh, just another night...in the prefects bathroom

  By Cali • Updated: 7 Jan 2001 • Published: 7 Jan 2001 • 1,372 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  Let's just say Draco Malfoy's evning didn't turn out normal.

• The Christmas from H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

  By Arabella Black • Updated: 5 Jan 2001 • Published: 5 Jan 2001 • 3,548 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

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• It Wasn't Me by Shaggy Filk

  By Arabella Black • Updated: 5 Jan 2001 • Published: 5 Jan 2001 • 1,641 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

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• Oh Crap! Draco Messed Up

  By DrEaMzPiXiE • Updated: 4 Jan 2001 • Published: 4 Jan 2001 • 897 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

  Draco accidentally messes up on a potion and becomes Eminem! PG13 for swearing and Eminem like things. R/R PLEASE

• If You Didn't Want To Know...

  By Angelkatt • Updated: 4 Jan 2001 • Published: 4 Jan 2001 • 503 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K • In Progress

  What happens when Harry discovers the internet

  • Harry P.
  • Hermione G.

• The Potion that went wrong

  By Magical Mystical Me • Updated: 4 Jan 2001 • Published: 4 Jan 2001 • 2 Chapters • 2,130 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

  A story about a Potions class where Draco stuffs up the potion, and makes it go hideously wrong. With bonus Dictionary for Newbies.

• And This Little Piggy Ran All The Way Home

  By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 3 Jan 2001 • Published: 3 Jan 2001 • 1,487 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Looking for a METMA challenge with hardly any plot? Well, you've come to the right place...

• Out of the closet, into the frying pan.

  By Cairnsy • Updated: 3 Jan 2001 • Published: 3 Jan 2001 • 1,951 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.

• METMA supports YOU!!!

  By GI Jenn • Updated: 3 Jan 2001 • Published: 3 Jan 2001 • 212 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

  Only PG because "Hogwarts:A History" has a dirty mouth. This is my first METMA fic. So Be Gentle. PLEASE R/R!!!JOIN METMA TODAY!!!