Mr. Douglass is still a dangerous, crafty man. It's up to the gang, and of course Molly, to find him and bring him to his knees. But they aren't the only ones looking for Mr. Douglass, and its a race against time to find him before its too late... Sequ
Everyone thought Molly Weasley was a sweet, kind woman. But what if she was hiding something? I bring you this suspenseful, original, glimpse of Mrs. Weasley's past, present, and future. Meet the REAL Molly Weasley! Winner of the Golden Quill Award f
"Ronald's" dress robe is a little *miffed* at the way it has been treated. First Ron, then the "Evil-One", then Malfoy...well, I'll say no more! R/R and join METMA!
Aren't I the proficient little writer today? Anyway, this fic is about James and Sirius's last great stunt, and how it came about! LOL! R/R please.
Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver! :) Viva METMA!
Written by his two stalkers (ie: me and Hermione L. Granger), is this hilarious story that includes Ron becoming a valley girl due to some unfortunate circumstances...
A poor, mistreated blood pop from Honeydukes ponders the *eternal* question. :) He's been treated badly (lousy no-goodniks!) and he's not afraid to tell it! R/R and join METMA!
Somehow Rita escaped from the insane asylum, and she's making up for her absense by writing weird articles about Hermione. This one features "Hermione" talking about what the school uniform should be changed to. It's hilarious, albeit a little weird. Ple
Quirrell's turban has been mis-used, and he's not afraid to tell it! I bring you another METMA rant! R/R!
LOL! Ron has a series of hilarious convos with Hermione. I don't want to say too much, except that this is one of those fics where you NEVER see it coming, then you laugh hysterically. So read it! (Each part can stand alone.)
LOL! This fic is a bit off the wall, but in a good way! We learn how a sweet little boy named Tommy became the evil Voldemort. Includes a strange affinity for fish and chips, aliens, and lots of laughs! R/R!
Subtitled: An Ode to Hermione and Her Brush. Anyway, this is a rant from Hermione's pink, unhappy, hairbrush. *grins* So R/R! You know you want to...
A short poem about hate, and the ever-present battle between light and dark. (boy, that sounded pretty good!) The winners of my challenge are announced within. R/R!
From the point of view of the Mirror of Erised, who isn't terribly happy with the heart's desires he has to see! R/R! :)
Harry reflects on his life...and what it really means. Depression, la di dah....a song fic to "What a good boy" by BNL. PLEASE R/R!!
Subtitled "The Poor Sneakascope That Died" Anywayz, its from the point of view of the Sneakascope (That was imprisoned in Uncle Vernon's sock)! :) R/R and join METMA!!
Erm. Written by me, thelonelytaco, Me Myself and I, and Hermione L. Granger. Buckbeat is stalking Malfoy. Why? ERM....I'd rather not say. Just read!
Yes, its me! I just got a new author name. :) So, this is from the Point of View of Lockhart's Mirror!! :) R/R and JOIN METMA!
subtitled "Mad-eye Moody gets Pink Eye" Anyway, its from the point of view of the eye, and he gets super annoyed when he gets pink eye. (AGAIN) please R/R and join METMA!
This is from the point of view of Sirius's washcloth... It doesn't enjoy it's *ahem* job. This is also a response to AIT's challenge! Please R/R and JOIN METMA!