The interesting Sorting of one Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, did not go as most people thought it would. Meanwhile, somewhere in the world Lucius Malfoy's sixth sense caused him to have an extremely random heart attack, then pondered disowning his grandson.
Four children, four Houses, four Sortings.
The Sorting Hat reflects on its three greatest regrets.
"Sometimes, he wonders if he made the right choice all these years ago, and he wonders if the entire lives of some students would have been different. Then the Sorting Hat sighs, and remembers." OS
Teddy Lupin goes to Hogwarts, argues with the Sorting Hat, and makes a choice.
The Sorting Hat has found his one true love. "I want to take you away, my sweet beret!" Ridiculous one-shot! For Cookie-the-pirate. R AND R!
Short little one shot about Scorpius' sorting. BDB-verse.
'Do not think that you are the first to sit under me wanting to be told exactly what they want to hear about themselves.' - Four Founders and four conversations with an uncooperative sorting hat. Oneshot.
What I think would be the Hogwarts Song for the Sorting Ceremony in 1901.
The Sorting Hat wants a change, so he does something about it. He brings out his evil side and scares a bunch of first years... *Random, crazy one-shot*
When three Slytherin students wonder what it would be like for the Sorting House to diss the other houses during its song. This is the result of two crazy AVPM fans trying to write a Sorting Hat song.
Interesting things I believe might have happened during certain sortings. Spoiler warning for HP7
One-shot. The title is self explanatory.
Neville's always known he's not the best wizard. What if he's kicked out of Hogwarts before school even starts? x Drabble fic x
Harry wasn't the only one who had faced a life-defining choice beneath the Sorting Hat.
The Sorting Hat wants to relax a bit after a long night, but when his last student is one Dolores Umbridge, he's even more troubled than usual by her thoughts.
The Sorting Hat's first song after the war.
Just a short little drabble about why Hermione was a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw. For XxrandomxX's Sometimes I think we sort too soon challenge.
I'm the Sorting Hat you see, No hat is smart as me. "Potter, Harry!"
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
A collection of wicked oems on Sorting Hat. Not suitable for readers under 14. Enjoy
A little forewarning regarding the sorting leads to an entirely different fate for young Harry Potter. See what happens when Mr. Potter is given just a bit more background information, and more importantly, a lot more blackmail material.
Written for "Conversations with the hat challenge" The sorting of various characters and their conversations with the famous sorting hat.
Ceremonias de Selección en el curso de la historia de Howarts, de cualquier personaje pero uno en común: el Sombrero seleccionador. ¿verdad? Viñetas - Por Niesugui alias Gui
The Epic Love Story Between the Sorting Hat and Augusta Longbottom's Stuffed-Vulture Hat, as told in an almost!drabble form. Well, okay, maybe it's not epic, but it's certainly the world's first love story between the two. That I know of.
Poor Harry Potter thinks he's about to win the Tri-Wizard Tournament, but thanks to a tricky portkey he finds himself in a strange world that's so bizarre it's as if a lonely teenage girl came up with it. Will he find his way out?
Awesome story, took forever! My first FanFiction story, please don't judge!
He does that remarkably well for a hat with no legs // oneshot.
-Oneshot, crack, swearing- As part of an initiative to prevent bad behaviour at Hogwarts, a new type of detention is formed... choir practice. With the Sorting Hat. Whatever could go wrong? WARNING: Makes no sense. Don't say you weren't warned.
Tłumaczenie z języka angielskiego. Oto nadszedł wielki dzień Tiary Przydziału: po raz pierwszy spełni zadanie, do którego została stworzona. A że uda jej się przy tym nieźle namieszać...? Cóż, nikt przecież nie jest doskonały.