"Fine," Draco murmured, "But it can't be a first year, or a teacher, or Mrs. Norris, or anything- that'd be nasty. And you aren't allowed to use the imperious curse." He forgot one important rule: It can't be Granger.

The tale of Argus Filch. Because it deserved to be told.

DISCONTINUED

Guilt Long Maintained is a Ghost's Greatest Pain

Draco had never been a big fan of Divination. Why would anyone think it was a good idea to see the future before hand? It wasn't like anyone understood it... One-Shot

What if Krum had never asked Hermione to the Yule ball? Would she still have gone with 'the enemy'...?

Hermione Sofia Maryland Cosby Granger sighed with content. Everything was going right this year, and she hadn't even gotten off the train yet. A parody. DM/HG

Anyway, this isn't about dinner. At least, right now it isn't. It's about choices and changes, and how choices make changes, and how changes result in choices, and so on. I suppose I should start from the beginning. Before I realised anything was wrong.

Hermione Granger appears to be, in fact, so witty that she has provoked Draco Malfoy himself into questioning those few things he life he'd once thought certain.

There's so many things I want to tell him, to ask him. He's been my only friend for as long as I can remember, I wish I could thank him..." A One-shot from an unusual perspective.

Hermione, now head of Magical Law Enforcement, must track down Theodore Nott. Is he remorseful? Does it even matter? / Short One-Shot.

"Some people wonder if life is real. I'm not one of those people. I'm not a boy of such inescapable lack of reason. But sometimes I question it." Blaise's thoughts on various subjects, in vignettes. Trigger Warning: Allusions to abuse/negligence.

"Right," she conceded, feeling her cheeks burn a little again. There was another empty silence, and he was still looking back at her. "Why're you up so late?" / The waltzing account of a clumsy and pink-faced acquaintanceship.

"Well, if you had bothered to read, you'd know that you have to start smaller. Transfiguring me into a lion would be ridiculously difficult for just starting off..." The light and fluffy tale of Hermione's time as a cat called Muffin in Slytherin.

Gregory Goyle, having nearly failed Transfiguration his fifth year, must elicit the help of Luna Lovegood as a tutor over the summer. Naturally, he hates tutoring, and learning in general, because it's an opportunity for life to remind him how stupid he is. Tutoring with Luna, though, doesn't turn out to be quite what he expected. / Pure fluff.

Hermione's mother finally has the chance to meet her fiancé one Christmas Eve, but she seems to have some reservations. /: Post-War, might be construed as Angst if it weren't so Fluffy. One-shot.

Theodore Nott finds himself working alongside Hermione Granger. "I've tried to cancel our subscription about 9 times now, I think they're just sending owls to spite me." / One-shot, Fluff with a pinch of angst, waxes Poetic.

Instead of Millicent Bullstrode, Hermione chooses to change into Theodore Nott. The transformation goes swimmingly until, of course, Hermione finds herself face to face with the actual Theodore Nott. Getting back out of the dungeons might not be as easy as getting in, and Blaise Zabini definitely isn't helping. / One-shot, bit fluff.

"Hermione. The world is changing, I hope you can realize that. I mean, that's the reason the leg is so rare. No one is willing—much less permitted—to go out and do that anymore. You of all people should know, Hermione." .:Written for the Numerology Challenge and Magical Artifact Challenge, HG/TN, slightly AU future-fic, fun at the ministry:.

He wanted to recede into nothingness, she wanted to settle down, and it scared him. The first time it happened was when he'd made her laugh so hard that tears found her cheeks... The worst part, the worst part of all was that he'd meant it. / / One-shot in three parts, fluffy with an edge.