An epic tale of how one Harry Potter became the most feared wizard in modern history. Not for the faint-hearted. Complete!
why is poo poo coming out my ass ?
Can you imagine a world in which Hermione isn't black? Just how much would that little difference actually change?
This is a rewrite of my previous fanfiction. The premise is the same with some major changes. Read the author's note in chapter one to get a better idea. Basically it's a soul bond fic. Rated T to be safe.
Oneshot. Summer nights are lonely for the nocturnal Professor Sinistra. She stargazes with an unusual friend when all the other humans have gone to bed. Written for the HPFC Title Swap Challenge. (fic title is the one I was given as my prompt.)
In which Moaning Myrtle surprises her friend with a unique and thoughtful gift.
The following text is a report of the events of the XK Prophecy Event (commonly referred to as 'the Muggle-Wizard war'), 2000-2020. It has been reconstructed by the Archival Society of Wixen, the former Department of Mysteries' Pensieve Collection, and supervised by historian Dalton Roche. As far as we can authenticate, this is the true story of what happened.
Pendant le tournoi des trois sorciers l'effet des branchiflores s'estompe plus vite que prévu. Harry sera-t-il sauver ? L'aide viendra d'une source inattendue. Traduction de Help! I'm drowning de Piksie-nana .
Hermione just wants to send a letter home, but when Malfoy enters that owlry with her, things change forever. Enraged by his actions, Hermione decides to get him back, and Malfoy learns why he should've kept his pants on. 3-shot. Rated M for explicit content, adult themes.
Year One. So I was reborn into the Harry Potter universe, and started Hogwarts years after the plot of the series had finished. Why am I here after all this ended, and what's with this Dark Lady? [AU/Alternative Universe. Self-insert/SI. Genderqueer SI. Bisexual SI. Slytherin SI.]
Can a merperson fall in love with a human?
Rowena is dead. Helga and Godric struggle to pick up the pieces. Winner of the HEXrpg January 2015 theme prompt contest.
A little fict comprising of short paragraphs of either sexual or dark fiction written by me and my friend jake troy and luke
Nagini loves Jeremiah, the Giant Squid, but it's not as easy as it sounds. She's a snake, he's a squid, and it wouldn't probably work out. However, Nagini is dead set into loving him. PARODY.
Only one non-magical person has ever managed to get as far as the Hogwarts Sorting Hat before being exposed as a Squib. After being rejected from the wizarding community, that Squib wrote a tell-all series of muggle best sellers in an effort to get back at the world that rejected her. This is a story about the effects of The Books That Shall Not Be Named.
Harry potter go on marvoles addvenchur too save princess gorgatron out of a beetle liver. Than Shrek comz and eets the pie for thanksgiving. About me: I am a five yeer olds inbred goldfish found at a chickfila on February 30th. I was raped by my pilow at age 7 Legit reviews: "You're a faggot" - Me "Wtf" -JKR "I will beat you with a bathtub" - Carl Winslow Enjoi
All alone, the Giant Squid waits for the coming of the one who will lift his curse.
Malfoy's old rival Soren Montmorency wakes up in a Gringotts vault and is piqued to find that the war went ahead and happened without him. Just when he's beginning to adjust, he learns that his old cause is stronger than he thought. And it wants his help. Demands it, in fact. Chapter 6: Luke shows Soren who's boss, sort of. Fluffy slash. I'm not sorry.
Tonks never told anyone how she lost her virginity. It was her final year at Hogwarts, she was experimenting with her shape-shifting abilities, and she decided to go for a swim... (MATURE CONTENT, Tonks/Giant Squid)
The Marauders will do anything to keep boredom away. Anything.
Luna takes a dip in The Black Lake on a warm summer day and accidentally swims to far out and is attacked by a swarm of Grindylows! Who will save Luna from being drowned? Why our favorite Hogwarts life guard! One shot! Rate and Review!
The Not-a-sequel sequel to So Random. This was originally my opening post for an Rpg me and a friend was writing. The Marauders try to make their lunch while discussing the weather. Sirius does battle against Lucius Malfoy and his army of Albino Peacocks, and Hagrid looses his one true love. Will things ever be the same at Hogwarts...? Yeah probably...
Daria is a lonely squid in a lonely world, but how can someones world change so much in so little time?
"And do you have a name?" Luna asked patiently, noticing as she did that the words seemed to have a lag, that things were coming slower now. Looking down, she stretched her hand and watched it's movements with a distant worry burrowing inside of her.
The third child of Severus Snape and Lily Potter (née Snape) is anything but normal. Heart still aching after the death of her father, Kiara, a prankster eager for adventure, must survive her third year at Hogwarts, through crushes, Transfiguration, Quidditch, and a hidden enemy she never knew she had. Disclaimer: Jo owns the world and all canon characters. (i.e. Weasleys)
Remus Lupin, grandson of the same named Remus Lupin on his father, Teddy's side, and Bill weasly on his mother Victoire's side, describes himself to an audience before finding that his story has yet to be told. . .
When the Giant Squid demands Hermione as a sacrifice, hope seems lost for Harry's true love. But Tonks may have a plan that will save them all. But can she live with the consequences, of betraying someone who she may grow to truely love? (Warning: character death.)
Harry meets the giant squid.
Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Me quejo, ¡claro que me quejo! Soy un calamar gigante y mi tamaño me da derecho a quejarme de las míseras condiciones de vida en las que me tienen. Ea, aquí las dejo, mis quejas.