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  • HPATSOA- HARRY POTTER AND THE SQUORGIS OF ARTICHOKE

    By Gorgis • Updated: 17 Oct 2014 • Published: 17 Oct 2014 • 952 words • 0 followers • Parody/Suspense • [Giant Squid + Hermione G.], Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Harry potter go on marvoles addvenchur too save princess gorgatron out of a beetle liver. Than Shrek comz and eets the pie for thanksgiving. About me: I am a five yeer olds inbred goldfish found at a chickfila on February 30th. I was raped by my pilow at age 7 Legit reviews: "You're a faggot" - Me "Wtf" -JKR "I will beat you with a bathtub" - Carl Winslow Enjoi

  • Harry Potter and the Squorgis of Artichoke 2: revenge of Nacho McFinni

    By Gorgis • Updated: 9 Aug 2014 • Published: 9 Aug 2014 • 1,391 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • In Progress

    here is a love story by a faggot. i did it after snorting herione and digesting my cage. i hope you hate it and kill me in my sleep with a bubbly bathtub Ratings: "Written extremely well. Plenty of twists" -J . K Bowling "10/467.32" -Game informer "A heartwarming fanfiction for everyone. Praise the sun. " -Neil Tyson "This author is an idiot" -Me