Invites? Check. Cake? Check. Champagne fountain? Check. Dress? Check. Getting super drunk at her bachelorette party and accidentally dismembering her future husband's goodies? Uh... unfortunately... check. Fluffy and sassy one shot in the Mushroom Punches series that can absolutely be read alone! Enjoy!
The Jam is King. Why don't cultists understand that? A story of romance, adventure, true love, and... yep you got it... JAM. Rated M for language, sex, violence, and 2 very horny ghosts.
Friends? Louder than ever. Job? Possibly gone. Cream cheese? Still her favorite. Her boyfriend? ... possibly her fiancé unless she keeps acting like a dud. A fluffy, smutty one shot in the Mushroom Punches saga. Rated M for excessive use of the word 'Fuck' and sex.
Susan is walking on sunshine lately, but Pansy can't shake the rain cloud hanging over her head with every step. Doesn't mean they aren't the best of friends, through thick and thin and psychic intervention. A short story about a crazy seer, a wayward pregnancy, angry husbands, and whole lot of caramel. Rated M for sex.
The rain hasn't stopped falling since the end of the war. Draco's father's legacy poisons even from afar, and forgiveness is undeserved. Late at night, Draco hides and listens to Hermione singing in the Room of Hidden Things because it's the only time he doesn't feel like he's drowning. It's fine for him to listen as long as she doesn't know he's there, isn't it? [NOT a songfic!]
War changes people. and shattered old beliefs. A gryffindor who killed the snake. A snake who would stop at nothing to poison a lion. And they are declared as third most compatible match under the newly passed Magical law for Marriage. The companion fic to Panther's Lioness.
Boss? Pretty great. Roommates? Still loud. Job? Perfect. Her boyfriend? Amazing... except for when he acts like a dud. A fluffy one shot sequel to the first Mushroom Punches. Rated M for language and sex.
Boss? Sucks. Roommates? Loud. Job? Boring. Refrigerator? Empty. Her office mate? A dud. But she kinda liked it when he laughed. A fluffy one-shot. Rated M for language.
Part of a fest on AO3 - Prompt - Waterfall. Years after the war, Pansy is still finding it hard to rebuild the family reputation. But a chance meeting at a site of childhood memory reignites her passion for life.
Written as part of the Hermione's Nook Rare Pair Soulmate fest for Valentine's day 2020.
When Trevor disappears, Neville and Pansy have a chance to rekindle some hidden feelings for one another on the train back to Hogwarts after the Winter holidays. COMPLETE
Derrière les moqueries de Pansy ou l'entêtement de Neville, les deux cousins germains dissimulent leurs souffrances face à leur séparation durant l'enfance à cause des disputes familiales pour des questions d'héritage. Une fois réunis à Poudlard, les deux cousins sauront-ils dépasser les conflits familiaux ou les préjugés de leurs Maisons les sépareront ?
Written for a Christmas advent challenge. Is Neville cheating? All will be revealed...
Your eyes are blue like the heavens above/Talk to me Darlin' with a message of love...Here is a collection of oneshots for Draco and Hermione from Direct Messaging. They are spinoffs of that story and sequels as well. Have a closer look into what happened during this story, and what happens afterwards. Muggle AU. Present day. Rated M for language and lemons.
Ink makes sense. She can't say the same for anything else though. Rated M for sex and language.
No se conocían; por tradición, de hecho ni siquiera se agradaban. De no haber sido por aquel tropiezo, jamás habrían cruzado palabra en siete años de educación mágica. Pero lo que resultara de aquella "broma", solo el tiempo lo diría. Y esperaban que ocurriera antes de Navidad. [WI?]
Todos tienen su propio mar en el que intentan mantenerse a flote. Todos patalean contra corriente esperando que la luz de un faro les indique dónde está la orilla. Todos perdidos.
Pansy misses Neville, so she's finds a creative way to spend more time with him...
Following the war, he knows the world is still shite. He accepts that. Only Neville doesn't expect the unrealistic friendship he finds in Pansy Parkinson. He doesn't really expect anything that happens after either. [ONESHOT.]
They're both fighting; him in clear sight, and she with everything she's ever known.
Pansy Parkinson grew up believing in love, and when the coming war had started to shape her life she wondered again if love could save her this time.
Spin-off of Messages of Love. Muggle AU. Present Day. Neville Longbottom and Pansy Parkinson meet when his friend Draco Malfoy and her friend Hermione Granger are about to walk the Red Carpet for the first time. He volunteers to keep her company as life as she knows it is changed forever in more ways than one. Rated M for language and lemons.
The Seventh year at Hogwarts was a nightmare. But Neville Longbottom finds beauty in the most unexpected places. Written for the houses competition round 9. Neville L/Pansy P
'Sometimes life could be strange when married to a psychic. But also so absolutely wonderful.' A one-shot about soulmates and the hunt for a killer.
All Neville wanted to do was make it through the school year without incident; and if fate would allow, marry Hannah Abbott. But it would seem fate has other plans. Slughorn has a Stroke, MacMillan ruins his life, and Parkinson begins teaching at Hogwarts. Neville had given up being an auror for a more quiet life. This year promises to be anything but.
"After the war, I never pictured my life being this predictable, but I've fallen into something that is completely bleak, beige, and bland. Blah." A chance encounter slowly turns Pansy's world from bleak to bright.
5 days and 5 moments in the lives of Pansy and Neville—because everything is changing but somethings are meant to remain. :: PansyNeville, flower shop & tattoo parlour au. :: For Amalia, via secret santa.
When he was lost and aimlessly wandering in the world like a living ghost after his whole world fell apart, she appeared like a silver lining in the dark cloud. She gave him back a purpose to live and a reason to love his life. He was her knight in shining armour who gave a new meaning to her life and taught her the difference between being alive and living. ONE SHOT
She can't say the words. She can't even breathe for fear of what would happen to her if she said them. There's a steel knife in her windpipe, blocking out oxygen and words and the courage she thinks she might have if she could grasp it tight enough and just run. — Sing Me A Rare OS Comp 2017 Winner: Best Characterisation, One You Wish Could Be Canon; Runner Up: Best Use of Song
A wedding day drabble.