Harry Potter & the Naked Lunch For Two
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When the Boy Who Lived has a Naked Lunch, there's a Ministry Mutiny, Albus has a Dummydore, Sirius goes Thru the Looking Glass & General Granger is reporting for duty, who ya gonna call? Snape, of course! HG/SS AUish Yr 7 NO SLASH Sex, Dope Cheap Thrills!