Summary
Harry's life after Voldemort is far from the peace and quiet he had envisioned. Throw in an OOC Severus Snape, Nargles, perverted vampires, a pregnant Hermione, a questionable Ron, Dragons and Slayers, unlikely traitors, a crash course in Wizard Bonds and mating rituals- yes, life for Harry can NEVER get dull. SNARRY. AU.