Super Smash Bros Melee: The Dark Advisor

Ever wondered what it would be like if Melee had a "Subspace Emissary" mode? well, now you may wonder no longer! I present to you what I believe Melee's storyline might be like! IMPORTANT: Does NOT contain the following: Yaoi, Yuri, Genderswapping, gijinka (humanization). DOES contain some slight romance between certain characters, BUT all of it is straight.