Ass-et Gained

"Oh screw Ron!" Hermione thought as she took a sip of her Witches Heart Martini. She didn't need him and his cheating a**. She was still young & attractive (or at least she thought so). She was smart & had a great job. What wizard wouldn't want her? Little did she know an old adversary was about to come back into her life & present her with new possibilities & a new outlook on life