Mattie Potter - A parody
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We all know how the story goes. But what if Harry was in fact... a girl named Mattie? What if the Dursleys were actually nice, the teachers at Hogwarts not that bright and the Headmaster not that gentle? What if Hermione was stupid, Ron a rich snob and Draco a sensitive little kitten? Please note that this story is purely humorous.