Series of Shorts and Random thoughts

Random ideas that never made it past one chapter... or even a full chapter... feel free to take over the ideas or just have a good laugh haha really AU and there will be no Ginny or Hermione pairings. In my opinion, those two with Harry would never work. I can only see Hermione as a sister but never more. rated M just in case there happens to be a short with nothing but smut...