An Illicit Affair

"You're thinking about what it would be like to be properly kissed. And I know for a fact that it won't be given to you by Weasley. He's a pathetic excuse of a man...But me, on the other hand... Let's just say I'm experienced. I could show you a good time." A no-strings-attached turn affair between our favorite Slytherin and Gryffindor - what could possibly go wrong?