Harry Potter & The Rosedrop Paradox

The Deathly Hallows? A glorified entrance exam. Master of Death? A Mistranslation. Immortality? Overrated. Things are never quite as it seems, and Harry's new job has proven that time and time again. Working for a multidimensional Department overseeing death in all its shapes and forms can be a harrowing experience. Unfortunately, Harry doesn't really have a choice. Or does he?