Pumpkin, Beanies, and a whole lot of Swords

Pumpkin, yeah so apparently my parents wanted a nickname for their child's name so they wouldn't have to worry about making up a nickname in the future. Confusing? I know. Not only do I have the, "The most interetingest name ever in mankind!" I also, apparently sent to this place called Middle Earth by this crazy lady that I was buying turnips from. Turnips. Yep, my day is great!