Otherwise, How Would You Know It's Magic?

Once upon a time, a secret agent platypus, the girl with the world's longest hair, a masked vigilante duck, the world's most beautiful princess, a brave prince on a mighty horse, a roguish thief, a young bookworm from a small village, her old bumbling inventor of a father, a destructive alien, a literal Ice Queen, a cook and her aristocratic friend all walked into a bar...