Tales of a Former Pig in a Wig

Maybe, once upon a time, Dudley Dursley deserved the title of Pig in a Wig; now, seven years later, away from the influences of his horrible parents, he's trying to change. Yes, it's hard work, and no, his overly-doting parents certainly don't make it easy, but perhaps a letter from his cousin after seven years' silence is the perfect place to start.