The Department of Ponces

'Currently, it was the thirtieth of August, 2025, and Scorpius Malfoy and his idiot of a best friend, Albus 'call me Severus and die' Potter, were on a seek-and-destroy mission for the latter's baby sister who thought it was perfectly acceptable to use magic during the holidays because her brothers wouldn't dare let her be caught.' Round 10 - Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition