The Wicked, Miserable, Non-Rent Paying Phantom of the Opera

Select characters from Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, and Rent are all put together and have to interact with each other. Inspired by the question, "If certain characters from certain musicals were put into a locked room with no way out, what would they talk about?" I don't own the characters! Enjoy! Rated for slight language and some adult themes.