Waterboy Who Lived

"The youngest person ever to do a bloody Wronski Feint and live!" She threw up her hands. "Over a hundred witnesses! A toddler! They call him the 'Boy-Who-Lived.' Say, what did you say your name was again?" Harry felt like the lid had been blown off his world. "Dursley," He lied. "Harry Dursley." ...The Quidditch AU you didn't know you needed ft. waterboy!Harry & bamf!seeker!Harry