Voldietrix cereal! A balanced breakfast!
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Obviously a humor fic. Obviously Voldietrix. some SLASH, but it's only LMeveryone and who cares about that? WARNING EXTREME RANDOMNESS. Lucius is a stripper, Narcissa is a drama queen, Snape is emo, Wormtial is just stupid. R&R! CHAPTER 4 IS UP!