Howlers and Nail Polish

"Black," Lily Evans said, casually Levitating seven plates of waffles above her head as she spoke, "If you think anyone in this House gives a flobberworm's tit what your mother has to say about you, you're dumber than Potter." "Do flobberworms have tits?" - another Jily epic to add to the stack, feat. love, laughter, friendship, and flirting