I'm a Fox and you're a Human

What if Madara died of a heart attack after he summons a giant tree? What happens if Black Zetsu says, "Screw it. Kaguya can revive herself."? What happens if the rock never fell on Obito so he never became evil? What happens if Rin doesn't die? What happens if the Uchiha never rebelled? What happens when Naruko meet Kurama? Slight humor and lots of references