A Jester's Guide to Skyrim

In a world that I thought was fiction, into a realm that I thought only existed behind a screen, completed hundreds of times over. A new Daedric Prince arises and a deal with insanity has been struck to change the world. With me being brought into the deal, and thrown into Skyrim, its got me thinking... HOW DID I GET MIXED UP IN THIS MESS IN FIRST PLACE! [Alternate Universe][SI]