to end sirius black's loneliness, call 555—
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"Snuffles, I think I've found the perfect girlfriend for you to marry." Sirius blinked a few times. Pardon? If it was Prongs, or Moony or even Remus' boss, Mrs. Lee, he wouldn't bat an eye... Did he have some glowing sign on his forehead that read, 'Sirius Black is incredibly lonely and in need of company that lasts more than one night? Honestly...