The Art of Jealousy

"Kuroba Kaito, in Hakuba Saguru's less than humble opinion, had the amazing ability to come with with extremely, extremely bad ideas. Up until now, however, Hakuba had just never quite realized how bad those ideas could be." - In which Kaito will go to any and all lengths to get one Kudou Shinichi jealous, and Hakuba is somehow dragged into it. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/