The New Legend of CrystalLake

Harry is raised by Jason. Wrong boy who lived, James Jr. Black Ops. MOM special unit under Amelia Bones. Summoned out of the Goblet of Fire. Hilarity Ensues. Bashing mom and Ron, stalker Ginny, malepottersbash, manipulative Dumbledore, naive Hermione, Griffindors, angsty Lily, clueless/smart Malfoy, overpowered Jason and Harry Voorhees...Jason will be able to talk just a heads up.