Why We Broke Up

I want you to know that this was no spur of the moment idea. You know why we broke up, or at least you think you do. Even I don't really know why. But this is why. All of this is why. So read my letters carefully and don't skip a single word. But I know you will Sirius. You always leave out the most important parts. And that's why we broke up. *BASED OFF THE NOVEL BY DANIEL HANDLER