The Mudblood Slytherin
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A muggleborn, Eris Ravenswood, is sorted into Slytherin and figures that if the purebloods won't let her play the game, she might as well flip the board. She meets the Weasley Twins and they decide to wreak havoc in the hallowed halls of Hogwarts. McGonagall becomes an alcoholic, Snape has six aneurysms, and Trelawney's nonexistent third eye blinks wide open just to cry.