Historical Fiction

A month after the Battle of Hogwarts, Kingsley calls Harry and Hermione to the Ministry. There, they meet a mysterious squib woman named 'J. K. Rowling', who offers to write their story as muggle fiction - with a few changes, of course. However, J. K. Rowling's definition of 'a few changes' turns out to be...rather loose, resulting in more than a measure of hilarity. Crack!JKR!Bash