The Death Eaters Become a Team

Written out of boredom: after Bellatrix tortures several of the Death Eaters, Voldemort forces them to come to a Muggle coach which will help them become a fully cooperative and happy team, eventually leading them in a competition against the Order of the Phoenix (forced to join by Dumbledore) to win a box of chocolates. Hopefully funny and very random. Characters subject to change